Cameltoe Takes Over Lecture

I have no idea who this girl is or what her speech is about, but I do know that it is really fucking boring…and the only thing that kept me watching was her monster camel toe—that shit will carry any speech to the fucking top…at least where I am from.

I guess she was too busy researching her hippie diet shit…you know, her raw food diet no one cares about, to wear underwear.

In fact, I watched the whole video and around five minutes into me and her cameltoe falling in love, she says that she made her outfit herself, and that it is organic.

You’d think her hippie bush would have stopped this from happening, so I am glad it didn’t…

But I did. I ripped this all from DSF

Cintia Dicker is in Lingerie of the Day

Brazilian redhead Cintia/Cynthia Dicker reminds me that I want to fuck a redhead, because I never have before. I’ve always been creeped-out by them and their pale skin, bright pink vaginas, and clashing orange pubic hair. In fact, the one time I tried to fuck a redhead, I gagged…but I’m older now, and shit is like the forbidden fruit I want to taste….even if redheads are not real humans.

Amanda Seyfried Outtakes from People’s “Most Beautiful People” Issue of the Day

Apparently, while the world was distracted by the insane decision by People magazine to make Gwyneth Paltrow the number one most beautiful person in the world…a lie staged by publicists and marketing people, in what we can all agree was an ad campaign for “Iron Man 3,” I mean, if you put a 100 million dollars into a fucking movie, what’s an extra couple million to put the star of the movie in everyone’s mind, in a way that doesn’t seem like an ad? It helps sell tickets…

Amanda Seyfried, my favorite little pop tart, young heartthrob, Disney star turned naked in indie films, annoying in shitty romantic comedy films, boring in paparazzi pics, but hot all around, never trying too hard…was featured in the issue too, dressed like a showgirl, and shit got me excited so I’m posting the pics here…it’s kinda what I do.

AJ Suller is My Favorite Carshow Babe of the Day

My roommate is a lazy slophole who eats disgusting food and makes messes. He hasn’t done the dishes in at least a month, and shit is fucking disgusting. It actually smells like dirty hooker pussy…so I gag and get a boner every time I walk into our one-room dump…because dirty pussy is the best kind of pussy, and being able to recreate it as a room scent, all thanks to rotting food…is kind of glorious.

While I go jerk off to a pan with fungus growing on it…with memories of good times I’ve had with similar smells…here is AJ Suller looking hot as fuck in a bikini top. did I tell you about my 12k pageviews yesterday? I'mma better.

Claudine Jay and my 12K pageview of the Day

People ask me why I never started a news site. They ask why I write about myself and not about what celebrities are doing. I guess the answer comes in two parts. The first is that I don’t give a fuck about celebrities…but I do give a fuck about shit I see and do and experience…and like to document it, because I drink too much and forget things after they happen. Second, I hate uneducated idiots who start up these sites and report the news that they didn’t create, and then add their idiotic commentary to it, like they expect us to fucking care. Not that it matters.

What does matter is thatI got 12k pageviews yesterday and i am hoping to make that 12.1k today and 12.2k the day after. thats like being a junior and dreaming of being a senior next year. i keep my expectations low. makes a happier meh.

Here’s Claudine Jay, your barely legal jailbait fantasy of the day. Enjoy, you fucking perv.

Abigail Ho I ripped from FAD of the Day

I rip things from websites even the ones that help me. that's my nature. go there if you want to see more shit. go here if you want to see really good writing.

go back and forth coz that's makes better gains for you. and me.

Holly Peers' Tits Drink Coke Of the Day

The secret to Holly Peers' gigantic tits? Coke. Maybe not really coke but silicone. But it wouldn't hurt to advertise fattening product by use of tits as big as those.